Yesterday I found a FedEx box on my doorstep. I love getting packages (especially surprises!) - so I opened it right away.
This is what was inside:
Needless to say, I was a little bit freaked out that someone had sent me a very expensive switchblade! Really - this thing is a weapon, and it's a miracle I didn't lose a finger when I pressed the little button (see right there in the middle?) and that blade came flying out. Wow.
As it turns out it was sent to me in error - and is already on it's way back to the weird internet store it came from. A place that calls this "cutlery". Right - and I'm Bear Grylls.
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